Saturday, February 5, 2011

Rash Only Between My Breasts

ideal man # 12: Little Paul

Initially, this article was to focus on the rabbit, but let us face facts:
1. A rabbit is super-ugly, so unless you paste a picture of real rabbit, I would deform the face of this blog forever (even if it's true that some are cuter than others), 2. My allergy to Sex in the City (no, do not go!) Prevents me from talking about something popularized by the series.
The star of this Sunday is Paul Little, far more visually choupinou the rabbit (but this section applies to all his buddies, let's not be sectarian).
Pretender: Paul Little

Objectively, it is ... 14 cm long with a diameter of 3.2 cm, programmable, light blue or pink, waterproof, and very soft.

is the ideal man because ... he never say no. Little Paul is always available for you. It will never attempt to roll in the air while you read or Top Chef Matt Le Clezio, and never will now mater football with friends when you're craving a little fun. The chances are extremely low as Little Paul begins to fantasize about your best friend or her interest for you to accept because of divergent fantasies. Little Paul is perfect for you companionship when you feel alone, and it can even help you rediscover your body.

Yes, but ... Little Paul has no arms and no arms, no chocolate. (Roughly). The concern of Paul Little, is that love level is reached limits. Do not count on him to bite you immediately or prepare you a breakfast in bed. Paul Little will not mater Top Chef with you or discuss the work of Le Clezio. At best, it might be intriguing man, the truth will eventually see Paul Little on your bedside table ...

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